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Widely read and hosted just as widely, Reel Advice is the home for the straightest, most insightful, and most entertaining advisories on the best and worst on the video shelves.
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Okay, for those of you who've actually started showing up on the site, you've got a reason to come back, now. For a limited time only, never before seen reviews will be posted HERE ONLY. That's right--while my member sites get ONE review, the main site gets a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT REVIEW, only available right here.
Check out the boxcar on Brett Piper's train wreck of a career--"Arachnia" on the "What's New" page.
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